Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
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Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
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i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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