dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
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I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
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It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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