I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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