I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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