we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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