u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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