You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
