So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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