I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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