normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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