sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
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I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
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Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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