it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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