Whoa Z and x make the same sound
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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