it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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