period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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