Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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