remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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