you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
