There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
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I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
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Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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