So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
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She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
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I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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