So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
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I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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