I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
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well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
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If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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