I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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