he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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