doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
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If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
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I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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