You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
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we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
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I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
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