wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
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