just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
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At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
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Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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