I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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