Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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