Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
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Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
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She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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