***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
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I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
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He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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