we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
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I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
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I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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