Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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