you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
jump out the window naked night went bad
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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