that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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