Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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