First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
My dad is sitting where you rode me
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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