is your mom at the bar?
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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