I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
it's great music for shaving your balls
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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