she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
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Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
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Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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