oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
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