The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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