Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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