I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
There r osticjed everywhere
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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