hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Randomize
