just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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