Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
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