Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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