try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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