is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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