at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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