You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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