The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
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I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
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I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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