All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Randomize
