Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
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We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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