Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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