just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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