Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
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drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
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I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
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