So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
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Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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